100 Things
- I am a military wife.
- I was a band geek in high school.
- I am still a band geek at heart.
- I like being random.
- I hate shoes, but own about 20 pairs of them.
- I always paint my toenails.
- If I don’t, my best friend will kill me.
- I like to rearrange furniture.
- My eyesight is on the same level as a mole
- I am too stubborn to wear my glasses all the time.
- If I am not wearing matching pajamas I cannot sleep.
- This applies to matching sheets as well.
- I am 25 and sleep with a night light.
- I go squirrel hunting in my car.
- I am a cursed bridesmaid. Every wedding I have been in has already ended in divorce.
- I blame the ugly dresses, not me.
- I know I am a curse.
- I knew a year before I got engaged I would marry the Hubs.
- He didn’t even like me, but I was going to give him no choice.
- I didn’t wear shoes during my wedding.
- My bridesmaids didn’t either, and I’m sure they thought I was bonkers.
- I gained 60 pounds during my first pregnancy.
- The only food I craved was anything made with carbs.
- I just recently lost almost all the baby weight.
- The “baby” is two and a half, and the oldest is three and a half.
- I hate dieting.
- The only thing I hate more than dieting is wearing shorts. I REFUSE to wear shorts.
- I almost never shave my legs.
- My husband pretends he finds this endearing. I know he finds it really really gross.
- I have a Coke addiction. The soda, not the drug.
- I have an electrolyte deficiency, and am constantly dehydrated.
- I always have chapped lips.
- Free Range Chicken Poop Lip Junk is my favorite lip balm.
- I also like when the name of it grosses people out. It’s all about the shock factor.
- I am afraid of needles.
- I have pierced my navel twice, and have a tattoo.
- I am a freak.
- I want to be a special education teacher when I grow up.
- I have 20 years of experience working with disabled children.
- I took four years of Latin in high school.
- I now remember how to say “who are you doing under the tree?”
- And some other “dirty” stuff.
- I do not eat anything that still has eyeballs on it.
- I have learned not to order shrimp in Asian restaurants.
- I didn’t like sushi until I was 24.
- I still think Norri tastes like the White River.
- Sweet tea is my current obsession.
- I just bought a little pitcher to put simple syrup in, so I can customize my tea each time.
- I hate cooking.
- I love to bake.
- Cheesecake is my favorite thing to bake.
- Caramel Apple cheesecake is my current favorite.
- My youngest daughter only has the name she has, because I was too tired to come up with anything else.
- I am still convinced people I’ve known for three years don’t know my first name.
- I know this is wrong, but it’s a fun party game to play!
- I purchase “adult novelty toys” for deploying guys my husband works with.
- This makes me the coolest wife in the squadron.
- I hate feet.
- For the first year or so I was with my husband, I made him sleep under a different blanket than me, so his feet would not touch me.
- People who dress stupid make me want to poke my eyes out.
- I hate shopping at Walmart, but find it necessary sometimes.
- I don’t think I potty trained *Z*.
- I am having a hard time potty training *z* because of this.
- I hate shopping for myself.
- My inseam is ridiculously long, and I’m not really that tall.
- The only parts of my body I am happy with are my shoulders and my back.
- I am a WoW widow.
- If we every get a PS3, my husband will be a Metal Gear Solid 4 widower.
- Metal Gear Solid is the only video game I’ve ever beaten.
- Unless you count Tigger’s Hunny Hunt. I killed that game!
- I like to play The Sims.
- The thing I like most is that you can kill them if they make you angry.
- I probably have anger management issues.
- The only Portuguese word I remember all the time is the bad word that starts with “C”.
- I hope I never meet my husband’s grandmother, because I’m sure that would make a really bad first impression.
- I can’t wait to go to Portugal.
- There is a place with a bull fight on the beach.
- This is totally awesome to me!
- I have an addiction to the home interior departments of most department stores.
- I am not allowed in Bed Bath and Beyond or Linens and Things.
- If I’m not careful, I’m sure my husband will add Pier One to the list.
- I am extremely blind.
- I have recieved many lectures from eye care professionals about my lack of diligence on wearing glasses or contacts.
- My contact perscription for one eye is a PLUS 7.
- Cheese sandwiches are one of my favorite foods.
- Dental visits are my own personal hell.
- I cry thinking about having to go.
- The one thing that makes it a little better, is that my dentist is really cute.
- I hate that he looks in my gross mouth though.
- I am a recovered bulemic.
- I like food too much to ever be anorexic.
- I think I’m allergic to gluten.
- I hate living at the altitude I do, because we have lack of oxygen boogers.
- That’s one reason I want to move.
- I lost my daycare license for calling the trainer racist.
- I still say she is, no matter what anyone else says.
- My best friend and I are only friends because she called me a bitch.
- I really am one.
- I’m always amazed that people want to be friends with me.
- I can’t believe you read this entire boring list.