My children may have lost their ever lovin’ minds. No no. They DID lose their ever lovin’ minds. Last night, I believe they were both finally asleep, by…2 am. Oh yes, they stayed up all night. I am exhausted. To top it off, Belle chose today to help decorate the apartment. She took herself to the bathroom, came out, asked for wipes, and then bent over to reveal the poo still on her tush. As soon as I got her full name out of my mouth, she SAT DOWN ON THE FLOOR.
It’s a really good thing that I already had the carpet shampooer out. Otherwise, she would have gone directly up on EBay. Reserve bid: $0.01.
